I…I got nothin’ here


Posted on : 07-Sep-2010 | By : Amber | In : miscellaneous garbage, Rambling rambles, writing for moolah

I wish I could say that I make a living off of this blog, because it’s made of awesome, but I don’t.  Not yet, anyway, even though I have fantasies where I become an instant writing success and can stop driving my 1999 Astro Van.

Anyway, I write for an outsourcing company; I write articles on all sorts of stuff for other folks to post on their blogs or sites.  I’m so made of awesome I’m a commodity, ya’ll!

Thing is, I end up writing on some fabulous topics.  I finished 60 articles on vaginal infections.  I know more about infected hoo-has than any GYN on the planet, which rocked hard except not at all, and I had to do a series on better toilets in the United Kingdom, which reminds me to stay out of toilets in the UK, ’cause now I know what they’re apparently like.  I’ll have to dig a latrine hole on the moors somewhere if I ever get to go to the UK, which won’t happen until my blogging makes me famous, and then they won’t let me in the country because I dissed their restrooms, and I’ll have to spend my entire vacation at Heathrow.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m grateful for the work, and hey, I’m getting paid to write, so even if it’s not about awesomeness like zombies, it’s still writing.  So until I’m famous, you can hit me up for article writing greatness.  Once I’m famous, I don’t know any of you. Except my family, ’cause they’re the only ones that put up with me.

P.S. – Why in the name of all that’s holy does Google put ads for plastic bottles up on this post??  Was it the comment about infected vajayjays??

Comments (8)

Keep writing!! And please keep letting us know when the blog is updated on FB. And I will do my level best to help let the world know how full of awesome you are so that you may start getting paid to blog…and subsequently, fulfill your need to be rich.

You’re made of teh awesome.

You are amazing! I big giant purple fluffy heart you! (yes, i know i used far too many adjectives. no, i don’t care)

Aw, shucks – I dunno about amazing, but I’ll take it! Probably ’cause I hang around you and it rubbed off on me…

Wow, I had no idea anyone could even write 60 articles on vaginal yeast infections. And I was thinking of going into freelance article writing, but I may have to reconsider that now. 😉

I know – I had no idea the depth (ahem) of knowledge there was to plum on the hooha….

Ah, we’re all in search of famosity (not mine), btu alas, there is only one Blogess.

The B*tch.

(Just kidding, I actually heart her as well, depite my best eforts to resist.)

For what it’s worth, i would read as many articles on infected vajayjays as you could write, not least because you call them vajayjays and I like that.

– B x

I could never reach the heights of The Bloggess. I’m not sure she’s even mortal, really, and therefore I can only worship from afar, not to mention the fact that worshipping any closer would be considered stalking, and that’s frowned upon.

I’m gonna put you on my blogroll, ’cause your writing has awesome sauce on it.